FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowdsʼ butts that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you
If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to your funeral.
I'd be in jail for killing the person who did it to you.
"A friend is someone who reaches for your hand . . . and touches your heart."
The first one fits our relationship perfectly. Love you girl, and I love your food. Thanks for sharing your wisdom and knowledge of yummyness with me.
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yehss .. thats true.. except 6, fer real friendd, i would tell the crowd go0d jobb for leavingg myy friend .. ahaha. & fer 9, i would say yeahh bitchess .. yu go !
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