Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Friends: real or fake?

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.


FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowdsʼ butts that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you


If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to your funeral.
I'd be in jail for killing the person who did it to you.




"A friend is someone who reaches for your hand . . . and touches your heart."

2 comments:

  1. The first one fits our relationship perfectly. Love you girl, and I love your food. Thanks for sharing your wisdom and knowledge of yummyness with me.

    Debra

    ReplyDelete
  2. yehss .. thats true.. except 6, fer real friendd, i would tell the crowd go0d jobb for leavingg myy friend .. ahaha. & fer 9, i would say yeahh bitchess .. yu go !

    ReplyDelete